number one thing that must go that i noticed over the week---
Old Man Bushy Eyebrows! not even old man, just man bushy eyebrows! it's the eyebrows that have wild, really long pieces going in every direction. it's good on you're grandpa, but on strangers it's bad. tame the beast, look in the mirror and trim those wooly mammoths!
this isn't the best picture, but you get the idea.
things that must go #2
Personalized License Plates! i like some of them (like the christian ones...), but most of the time they are all inside jokes and the people that are actually reading them weren't there to get the
"joke."
thing that must go #3 (this happens a lot at Johnny's)
people that come through the drive thru on their cell phone!
this is what happens...
me: open drive thru door, greet costomer. "hi, how are you?"
crazy person: stay on phone while rolling down window (this time interval is plenty of time to tell the person on the phone "hold on" but don't do it). wait 5 seconds after rolling down window to say "hold on." " oh ok...oh hold on a second."
me: because the window was down when you said the first greeting, say it again now that it's down and the crazy person is off the phone. "hi, what can i get for you?"
crazy person: "two gallons of 2%" directly get back on phone before she can tell you the price of the milk...
what's even worse is when the crazy person whispers their order to you so that they don't have to say "hold on" and pause their conversation! come on people, you know you are going to talk to me when you pull into the parking lot, you have plenty of time to say "hold on."
thing that must go #4
High School Musical 1, 2, all concert tours, CD's, clothing and anything else related to that crazy movie! it wouldn't be so bad, except for the fact that it's everywhere!
it's late and i can only think of 4 things that must go right now. if you have one (and i know you do), let me hear it.
have a good weekend!
4 comments:
...let's see...things that must go...small side view mirrors. Apparently some people can't seem to stay away from our mailbox so LARGE side view mirrors should be installed on cars with drivers who have the slightest trouble backing down a driveway.
Sarah, for a good picture of bushy eyebrows, take a look at Andy Rooney. For things that must "go," there used to be plenty of things on my list, but as soon as I began typing this sentence, they all went.
The thing that must go is HARRY POTTER SPOILERS! I hate people who google the ending of the last Harry Potter Book so they can spoil it for others LIKE ME!! Also People who show up at your door telling you that they called and you didn't answer (The reason I didn't answer your phone call was because I was SLEEPING!!!!!)
There's some characters on Dune(80's Sci-fi movie if you didn't know) who have crazy eyebrows. Sometimes my daddy's get outta control and I force him to let me trim them. SYTYCD tomorrow!
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